








Five Things I Saw & Heard This Week
Transcripts from the everyday world of music by Martin Colyer









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ON THE MUSIC PLAYER
One of my favourite Christmas Songs,
Nellie McKay’s “Christmas Dirge”.

Why the great Nellie McKay is not a bigger star, I’ll never know — smart, funny, literate, a fine pianist, a great singer — but maybe her rebel nature stopped her being the Laufey of the 2000s… This song, sung to a woodsman, has some of the McKay essentials: lyrics that scan beautifully, a poignant melody, a radical vegan treatise wrapped in a Christmas bow. More power to you, Nellie!
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I’d heard the song for the first time in years on one of the last episodes of the TV series, Mad Men. Brian Hyland’s 1962 puppy-love pop classic (#3 on both US and UK charts) has a naggingly dark/slightly hysterical melody that stuck in my head for days after watching the programme. On one hand it’s an over-ripe teen anthem, on the other a singular melody that doesn’t sound like a “pop” tune at all. Here‘s my version, part of a five song project covering songs from the 60s.
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Aimee Mann Amanda Petrusich Aretha Franklin Barney Hoskyns Bill Colyer Bob Dylan Bruce Springsteen David Bowie Desert Island Discs Every Record Tells a Story Hot House Inside Llewyn Davis Janis Joplin JazzWax John Cuneo Joni MItchell Jonny Trunk Ken Colyer Leonard Cohen Levon Helm Liam Noble likeahammerinthesink London Jazz Collector Marc Myers Mark Pringle Martin Colyer Mavis Staples Michael Gray Mick Gold Miles Davis music Music Documentaries New Yorker Richard Williams Robbie Robertson rocksbackpages.com Ry Cooder Sam Charters Steely Dan Studio 51 The Band thebluemoment.com The Guardian US Esquire Van Morrison
AND HERE’S THE ARCHIVE…
THE LATEST PROJECT: SUPER HITS [!] OF THE SIXTIES!

“SEALED WITH A KISS”
I’d heard the song for the first time in years on one of the last episodes of the TV series, Mad Men. Brian Hyland’s 1962 puppy-love pop classic (#3 on both US and UK charts) has a naggingly dark/slightly hysterical melody that stuck in my head for days after watching the programme. On one hand it’s an over-ripe teen anthem, on the other a singular melody that doesn’t sound like a “pop” tune at all. It’s the first track from a new project covering songs from the 60s.
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Aimee Mann Amanda Petrusich Aretha Franklin Barney Hoskyns Bill Colyer Bob Dylan Bruce Springsteen David Bowie Desert Island Discs Every Record Tells a Story Hot House Inside Llewyn Davis Janis Joplin JazzWax John Cuneo Joni MItchell Jonny Trunk Ken Colyer Leonard Cohen Levon Helm Liam Noble likeahammerinthesink London Jazz Collector Marc Myers Mark Pringle Martin Colyer Mavis Staples Michael Gray Mick Gold Miles Davis music Music Documentaries New Yorker Richard Williams Robbie Robertson rocksbackpages.com Ry Cooder Sam Charters Steely Dan Studio 51 The Band thebluemoment.com The Guardian US Esquire Van Morrison
ON THE MUSIC PLAYER: ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG

Nellie McKay’s “Christmas Dirge”. Why the great Nellie McKay is not a bigger star, I’ll never know — smart, funny, literate, a fine pianist, a great singer — but maybe her rebel nature stopped her being the Laufey of the 2000s… This song, sung to a woodsman, has some of the McKay essentials: lyrics that scan beautifully, a poignant melody, a radical vegan treatise wrapped in a Christmas bow. More power to you, Nellie!
Aimee Mann Amanda Petrusich Aretha Franklin Barney Hoskyns Bill Colyer Bob Dylan Bruce Springsteen David Bowie Desert Island Discs Every Record Tells a Story Hot House Inside Llewyn Davis Janis Joplin JazzWax John Cuneo Joni MItchell Jonny Trunk Ken Colyer Leonard Cohen Levon Helm Liam Noble likeahammerinthesink London Jazz Collector Marc Myers Mark Pringle Martin Colyer Mavis Staples Michael Gray Mick Gold Miles Davis music Music Documentaries New Yorker Richard Williams Robbie Robertson rocksbackpages.com Ry Cooder Sam Charters Steely Dan Studio 51 The Band thebluemoment.com The Guardian US Esquire Van Morrison
Nice to have you back, Martin! Like you I have tried with Nyro over the years but I’ve never managed to make it very far.
As always, best
Garth
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Thanks, Garth, you’re too kind!
I just read your latest issue. Excellent, as always. By the way, have you heard of Hank Dogs? They made two albums, both of which I love. Very dreamy, literate songs. They broke up a long time ago. They deserved big success, but it didn’t come their way.
Thank you, Neil, and I’m not aware of Hank Dogs… off to listen now!
Ooh, they’re really good…
Martin
Great to have you back – I saw Laura Nyro at RFH with Jackson Browne opening in (I think) ’72 and that made a deep impression. I was listening to a copy of Planet Waves the other day to make sure it was saleable and it is today (!) my favourite Bob album. it is so tantalising for you to say you “found” that amazing version of Going Going… it is an astonishing performance – thanks
That’s a double bill, right there… I’m sad that I don’t get LN, but such is life. I love the slightly slapdash quality of Planet Waves, and it has a song that’s in my top Bob ten — “Never Say Goodbye” — for that melody, those evocative words and for Rick Danko’s bass.
For some unknown reason, Bob Leftsetz’s letter letter reminded me of seeing Captain Beefheart at Birmingham Town Hall in 1973. Tickets went on sale at the box office while I was at school so I persuaded my long-suffering mum to go along and queue with every long-haired hippie in the city to buy tickets, priced £1, for me and my friends. When she got to the ticket office she confidently announced that she wanted four tickets for Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons. Luckily, they guessed what she was after.
Brilliant! That’s up there with the John Peel story about circumventing the strict Musician’s Union rules by getting work permits for CB and the Magic Band as if they were actual magicians…