Extra! Call Me Elston Gunn [Annotated!]

A new song about Bob, for Bob and all the Bobcats | By a hotel pool in Seville, reading David Hepworth’s excellent book on the rise and fall of the Rock Star, Uncommon People, this popped, unbidden, into my head… Elston Gunn was Bob’s nom de plume with his band The Shadow Blasters, and the name he used when he auditioned for the piano chair in Bobby Vee’s band. Bobby Vee insisted that Bob had actually spelled it with three N’s, and the job was not forthcoming when they found out Bob could only play in C! Musically it’s channelling Bob’s crackerjack band from around the turn of the Millennium — Tony Garnier on bass, David Kemper on drums, Larry Campbell and Charlie Sexton on stringed instruments, mostly dynamite guitars. There was a swaying, wild quality to the arrangements that year, prompted by Bob’s own desire to play lead guitar, a brave thing to do considering he had two of the finest guitarists on Earth on the stage with him. It’s written in the style of Bob’s liner notes and poems from 64/65. I think this could have a better vocal, but it was becoming too time consuming…

Call me Elston Gunn [Part One]

Extra! Call Me Elston Gunn

A new song about Bob, for Bob and all the Bobcats | By a hotel pool in Seville, reading David Hepworth’s excellent book on the rise and fall of the Rock Star, Uncommon People, this popped, unbidden, into my head… Elston Gunn was Bob’s nom de plume with his band The Shadow Blasters, and the name he used when he auditioned for the piano chair in Bobby Vee’s band. Bobby Vee insisted that Bob had actually spelled it with three N’s, and the job was not forthcoming when they found out Bob could only play in C! Musically it’s channelling Bob’s crackerjack band from around the turn of the Millennium — Tony Garnier on bass, David Kemper on drums, Larry Campbell and Charlie Sexton on stringed instruments, mostly dynamite guitars. There was a swaying, wild quality to the arrangements that year, prompted by Bob’s own desire to play lead guitar, a brave thing to do considering he had two of the finest guitarists on Earth on the stage with him. It’s written in the style of Bob’s liner notes and poems from 64/65. I think this could have a better vocal, but it was becoming too time consuming…

Call me Elston Gunn [Part One]

All the things I seen n done
All the songs I learned n sung
Such hard travelling for one so young
The carnival’s been here and gone,
N gone n gone n gone…
Call me Elston Gunn

From Minnesota an Bonnie’s house
Maybe acted like a louse
But I never made no pact with Faust
Like Robert Johnson done
O yes he done…
Call me Elston Gunn

N.Y.C. n folk n blues
An Suze an Suze an Suze an Suze
An Joan, I left her with the blues
Movin on no time t lose, have you,
my son?

An learnin words n history
An the weird n ancient mysteries
An Harry Smith he spoke t me
One day I’ll walk like old John Lee
Hooker done…
Call me Elston Gunn

Just one block from ol Broadway
The Gate n Gerde’s led the way
An Izzy, an Hammond, an Albert, an Ray
Some watch talent, some watch money,
And some just run…
Call me Elston Gunn

Burgundy an Benzedrine
an Nashville Cats a singer’s dream
An movin thru Donn Penny’s screen
That restless crowd can’t drown
A restless artist’s hum…
Call me Elston Gunn

A bigger beat, the Taj Mahal
Robbie’s metal a feral howl
And t the crowd, a verbal scowl
But the bash, the crash was, seriously…
no fun…
Call me Elston Gunn

Love an theft it’s all the same
The warp an weft, the constant change
They’re still my songs, just rearranged
And when all is said — and all is done…
Call me Elston Gunn
The Nobel an the Oscar’s won
Call me Elston Gunn
I’m the US Chronicle, America’s son
Call me Elston Gunn
Wolfe, Kerouac, Whitman…
I’m done…
Call me Elston Gunn

FIVE THINGS EXTRA: A SONG FOR FATHER’S DAY

For Bill. I’ve been meaning to record this Jesse Winchester song for years. It was on Jesse’s Third Down, 110 to Go, his follow up to the brilliant Jesse Winchester album. It’s always made me think about my dad, and finally — finally — I finished a version of it, dedicated to him. And here it is.

This Year’s Christmas Song…

A few days out from the 25th, here’s this year’s Christmas song: Vince Guaraldi’s “Christmas Time Is Here.” Guaraldi’s pop breakthrough was the piano theme, “Cast Your Fate to the Wind”, which was a big hit in 1962. ”Christmas Time” was written for the 1965 television special A Charlie Brown Christmas, featuring characters from Charles Schulz’s beloved “Peanuts” cartoon strip, and has since become a seasonal jazz standard. Originally an instrumental, producer Lee Mendelson decided that the song needed lyrics. “When we looked at the show about a month before it was to go on the air, I said, ‘That’s such a pretty melody — we should try and find someone to put lyrics to it.’” When he was unable to, he wrote the lyrics himself: “I sat down with an envelope at our kitchen table and wrote it in about ten minutes. It was a poem that just came to me. It was only about a minute long. And Vince got a bunch of little kids together (the children’s choir at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church in San Rafael, California) to sing it.” So here’s my take on Vince and Lee’s melancholy and wistful Christmas classic.

Previous Christmas songs can be found at martincolyer.com

Super Hits (!) of The Sixties! Track 2

¶ “All of the heavies were light as a feather“ | “I Had a Dream” was sung at Woodstock by John Sebastian. It’s the second of five songs from a new project, Super Hits (!) of the Sixties! I’m aided and abetted here by my old pal Mark Pringle on guitar.

¶ On August 16th 1969, John Sebastian took to the stage at the Woodstock Festival with an acoustic guitar borrowed from his old friend, singer-songwriter Tim Hardin, to face the 500,000-strong crowd. Stage coordinator Chip Monck couldn’t risk wheeling amplifiers onto the stage because of the rain, so he prevailed upon a stoned Sebastian — there as a spectator, not a performer — to entertain the crowd.

¶ In his short set, he played some tracks off his new, 
as yet unreleased, album. One was “I Had a Dream”. In the studio, it was performed as a piece of Baroque pop with harps and a Bacharach arrangement — musically quite a departure for the Pop Chart darling, whose hits with the Lovin Spoonful included “Do You Believe in Magic,” “Summer in the City,” and Darlin’ Be Home Soon”.

¶ A year later, it was chosen as the opening song on the soundtrack of the movie Woodstock. It fit the occasion perfectly, its hippy utopian lyrics undercut by a tremulous melancholia that pointed to the dream’s impossibility… I’ve always liked John Sebastian’s music (and he’s the best interviewee, bar Henry Diltz, in any film made about Laurel Canyon), so I made a version, losing some of the tune, in my usual way, to make it even more depressing. I sent it to Mark [he had lent me a very expensive microphone and I’d recorded the vocal with it] and he volunteered to add some guitar. Which he did, one very enjoyable afternoon. His approach was to bring his current style of oblique flying condensation to drape over the tune.

¶ I always wondered if Bob Dylan had the Loving Spoonful’s “You’re a Big Boy Now” (written for Francis Ford Coppola’s film of the same name) in mind when he returned to Columbia’s Studio A to record Blood on the Tracks in 1974…

#johnbsebastian

#woodstockfestival1969
@pringbat
#freefromartificialintelligence

Five Things, Monday, September 29

[ONE] GATHER’ ROUND PEOPLE WHEREVER YOU ROAM
There are two beautiful tracks from Mavis Staples’ new album available on Apple Music. From Anti’s website: “To capture Mavis’ resonant phrasing and textured vocals, producer Brad Cook tried to build every song around that voice. He began with spare skeleton recordings, just drum and piano, and focused on recording her vocals. Then he expanded the song from there, trying never to overshadow or undermine the framework she’d established. He imagined a record in the tradition of Nitty Gritty Dirt Band’s Will the Circle Be Unbroken, a group of artists coming together to celebrate community — in this case, one centered on Mavis.” From the two tracks released so far, one by Frank Ocean [“Godspeed”], I’d say that’s been achieved… And Kevin Morby, writer of the other, had this to say: “hearing Mavis sing ‘Beautiful Strangers’ is hands down the greatest moment and highest honor of my career. Mavis also wields that extremely rare power to take a song somebody else wrote and make it entirely her own. As the person who penned “Beautiful Strangers” I feel I have every right to say, her version is better.” 

[TWO] FROM LIAM NOBLE’S EXCELLENT BLOG, BROTHER FACE
“My feeling is that humans have been hurtling forwards forever, changing and improving, streamlining and enriching their existence ever since the first one grew a surplus of something and sold it on. Progress is like a train, with us at the front looking ahead as history adds carriages in tow one by one, decade by decade, year by year. And now it feels like we are slamming on the brakes. What does the future hold other than a faster compilation of the past, quantum speed rehashes, consensus songs and a literature based on graduate CVs and job applications. All of these things AI does very well. And as the train stops, so the carriages come hurtling over us and through us and past us, shards and fragments of the old pummelling us into submission.”

[THREE] THE COOLEST WEBSITE I’VE SEEN RECENTLY
Serge Gainsbourg’s house has been converted into a museum, and I’m hoping to visit in November, at which point I’ll report back on whether it’s as as it seems. I remember that after his passing they auctioned off an ashtray with Gainsbourg-smoked butts, but I’m hoping they had plenty more ashtrays to choose from.

Exterior view of Serge Gainsbourg's house, which has been converted into a museum, featuring a graffiti-covered wall and an entrance door.
The French version of Maison Gainsbourg’s site

[FOUR] BOOK CORNER
Jonathan Taplin was The Band’s Road Manager (he found and rented Sammy Davis Jnr’s house for the recording of The Band, for instance) and then produced Martin Scorsese’s Mean Streets. He’s also very smart. I’ve just finished his excellent book, The End of Reality: How Four Billionaires Stole the Future, which I recommend. It’s terrifying, of course. At the beginning of the book, he quotes American historian Timothy Snyder, from his book, On Tyranny: “To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle.” Taplin then starts his introduction, “This book seeks to understand the role of four very powerful billionaires — Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, Mark Zuckerberg and Marc Andreessen — in creating a world where ‘nothing is true and all is spectacle’… The four men I am writing about want this outcome — where ‘all power and economic privilege remain in their own hands.’ And as Orwell presciently noted, this society would not be democratic in any accepted sense of the word. Andreessen, Musk, Thiel, and Zuckerberg’s disruptions of our notions of both capitalism and democracy are only going to increase in the coming years.”

”I think I lost it / Let me know if you come across it / Let me know if I let it fall / Along a back road somewhere” — “I Lost It”, by Lucinda Williams
[FIVE] THE SONGS THAT MADE ME FALL BACK IN LOVE WITH MUSIC
One | Shirley Ellis, “The Clapping Song” | Music wasn’t doing what it used to do for me — I wasn’t, in Nile Rodgers’ words, getting lost in music. I think it was also due to having the entirety (almost) of recorded history, everything, everywhere, all at once. And it felt like everyone, everywhere, would have access to everything — so what was the point in writing about it? I decided to try to listen only when that was all I was doing, in an attempt to remember when I loved music unconditionally.

If you’ve heard “Apt.”, a song by New Zealand and South Korean singer Rosé and US superstar Bruno Mars, you’ll know that nonsense songs never go out of fashion. Every few years, one rolls around; this time, it came with a mixed heritage. Using elements from the none-more-American “Mickey” by Toni Basil, the song’s chorus is built around a South Korean drinking game chant, “apateu” (apartment). Starting out sounding close to the Ting Tings, it’s slightly let down by the smooth popiness of the chorus, which sounds like it was flown in from an entirely different tune. Anyhow, it’s popular among the younger set, even a year after its release, but for me, it dialled up something from 1965, “The Clapping Song (Clap Pat Clap Slap)” by Shirley Ellis. Co-written with her manager and husband Lincoln Chase, it still sounds fantastic today. From simple cymbal strokes, it suddenly bursts into a Bo Diddley-like beat, with maybe a side order of New Orleans strut. It’s just drums and vocals as Shirley and her chums sing…
“Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine / The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line / The line broke, the monkey got choked / And they all went to heaven in a little row-boat…”The bass joins in, playing a single, rumbling note to kick the beat up a notch. Horns stab, a baritone plays deep notes, and Clap and Pat Instructions follow. By the time the next chorus kicks in,
“My mother told me / If I was good-ee / That she would buy me / A rubber dolly. / My aunty told her / I kissed a soldier / Now she won’t buy me / A rubber dolly…”
It’s with what sounds like a bagpipe drone. The drums pound. The horns stab more. The chunky rhythm guitar gets louder. At the end of that, the drums catch fire behind the vocals. Each part of the musical patchwork is working towards one seamless tapestry, driving the song forward. Shirley intones over the cymbal break, “Take the flats of your palms and slap your thighs and watch the fun materialize, as you sing this little song…” and then we’re on the home straight, with everything piling in… I love it. You may recall it from The Belle Stars’ cover in the ’80s. It was tightened up with a programmed beat to the point that the song’s freedom went missing.

Back next week, hopefully fresh from seeing last year’s favourite Work From Home soundtrack, CMAT… and wishing a speedy recovery to a good friend of Five Things, Richard Williams.

Starting All Over Again

It’s time to start writing about music again. As I limber up, here’s a placeholder.

¶ I’d heard the song for the first time in years on one of the last episodes of the TV series, Mad Men. Brian Hyland’s 1962 puppy-love pop classic (#3 on both US and UK charts) has a naggingly dark/slightly hysterical melody that stuck in my head for days after watching the programme. On one hand it’s an over-ripe teen anthem, on the other a singular melody that doesn’t sound like a “pop” tune at all. I fitted a moody, dragged-out beat underneath the guitars, aiming for a Badalamenti mugginess.
¶ Having roughed it out thus, Mark P came to play “Next!” — a game where I play Mark tracks in various states of completion and he either responds to them, or doesn’t (and hence “Next!”). He has no knowledge of what I’m going to serve up, and sometimes it hooks him in enough to play multiple takes or work a part out. He played, I think, three passes on this song, adding his tensile guitar to the mix.
¶ An idea had occurred to me, a while before, to hire a bona-fide musician (Mark’s one, but he works with me for lunch and wine). And I thought of horns on this, so I emailed the wonderful Paul Taylor, who I’d seen, and enjoyed, with improv outfit the Horseless Headmen. I trepidatiously waited for a reply to my request that he write horn charts for a couple of songs, and was hugely thrilled when he said yes.
¶ Paul’s a great musician and a lovely chap to spend a day with. We discussed a ridiculous range of music, from trad to bebop, from The Bureau via Improv to Trombone Poetry. Having tuned up the part of my brain needed to cope with engineering a live trombone session — we set to. Paul methodically and with great precision overdubbed the trombones that you hear here. Then, realising that it was missing a bass track, and having seen Andy Cleyndart playing with my old friend Sammy Rimington, I asked him if he would do a session, working on various songs. So I then had to engineer a double bass session.
¶ So did their pledge hold? It’s September and we need to know… Here‘s my take, in all its crepuscular glory. This is one of five songs from a new project, Super Hits (!) of the Sixties!
¶ n.b. Brian Hyland moved to New Orleans in the 70’s and recorded an album, In a State of Bayou, produced by the late, great Allen Toussaint. I think Brian’s still touring today.

¶ Lead guitar | Mark Pringle | Trombones arranged & played by Paul Taylor | String Bass by Andy Cleyndart | Vocal, rhythm guitars, vibes & song arrangement by Martin Colyer. The first of the revived Five Things will follow next week.

Extra! A Christmas Song for 2024

Season’s Greetings & a Christmas Song | All the best to all Five Things readers

So, this year’s Christmas song is “Silent Night”. Written in 1816 by Joseph Mohr, with music by his friend, Franz Xavez Gruber. My version is an unholy mix of “Nightshift” by The Commodores (I wish) and Robbie Robertson’s soundtrack to Killers of the Flower Moon (I also wish).

Even as a child I baulked at the “tender and mild” line — always odd, now it brings to mind supermarket descriptions of steaks and bags of salad… so I used a more accurate translation to English (by Bettina Klein), which keeps the spirit and meaning of Joseph Mohr’s original.

The traditional English version of “Silent Night” has only three verses. These are the first, second and last verses of the six verses of “Stille Nacht! Heil’ge Nacht!” written by Mohr. I’ve used four verses (otherwise, this would be ten minutes long…). The painting in the video is Le Seize Septembre by Rene Magritte. Enjoy!

Silent Night! Holy Night!
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon godly tender pair
Holy infant with curly hair
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace.

Silent Night! Holy Night!
Brought the world gracious light
Down from heaven’s golden height
Comes to us the glorious sight:
Jesus, as one of mankind
Jesus, as one of mankind.

Silent Night! Holy Night!
Long ago, minding our plight
God, the world from misery freed
In the dark age, our fathers decreed:
All the world is redeemed
All the world is redeemed.

Silent Night! Holy Night!
Shepherds first saw the sight
Of angels singing alleluia
Calling clearly near and far:
Christ, the Saviour is born
Christ the Saviour is born.  

Last year’s song can be found here…

And four previous songs can be found here…

Extra! When I Paint My Masterpiece

FUN WITH BOB | Bob Dylan. Bo Diddley. Brazilian Drumming. Amusing-to-make video. Another month, another Bob cover — I love this song, but I put this here feeling that I never quite got it right… I can’t spend any more time on it, so here it is for your amusement or otherwise. Five Things proper will return in September — best to you all.

Extra! Happy Birthday, Bob

Recorded for fun in the early days of Garageband, circa 2011 — the sentiment remains true to this day.